Your Next Place

First impressions are vital, and this duplex co-op impresses from the moment you walk in, the foyer lit from far above by a huge skylight.  It was a lot like that time I met my girlfriend's parents and refused to take my sunglasses off the entire meal (what, I was hungover!), except, you know, the complete opposite.

From the entry level you ascend to the main level, which features a huge triangular living area.  The skylit dining area is next to a wall of french doors, which open onto a panoramic view of the city.  Next to that is the superlative kitchen.  Look at that diamond-shaped, marble-topped island!  Look at the custom cupboards, the commercial-grade appliances, the six-burner stove that comes equipped with a griddle!  The gap between the quality of your cooking and the quality of your kitchen will never be larger.  There's also a beautiful study, for your studying (just kidding, being an adult means not ever learning anything ever again), and a truly fine master bathroom that's far too nice for the disgusting things you're going to do in there.

The unit comes with a parking space (indispensable in Adams Morgan) and storage.  Also, the prospective owner will have the rights to build a private roof deck.  I don't know about you, but designing and building your own roof deck sounds like a no-brainer.  I'd just cover the entire roof with Slip-n-Slide material, put up a padded barrier around the edge's perimeter, and let loose.  Yes, I'm 33 years old.

2370 Champlain St. NW #34
3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths
$775,000